”I f*cked the business model!” “…Yeaaah…she had...– Actually, they just made out.
No, mother! I can blow myself and you have interfered for the last time!– Buster
Ok, who’d like a banger in the mouth?– Mrs. Featherbottom
Ants lead to bedbugs, just like marijuana– Oh Kathy Lee, you’re so fucking stupid….And that WILL be going on The Soup.
Today, my boyfriend’s mother screamed at me for half an hour, calling me a...– FML
I can go up the stairs! LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!– Steve Carell talking to Jay Leno about his cordless vacuum
Yo, what? Datz bananas gurl…
this beer is really helping me sober up right now– Me
Ah Shit. Swamp leeches, everybody, check for swamp leeches and pull them...– Steve Zissou One of my favorite scenes in the movie
Stuff you, Jemaine! And stuff you, Brett! And stuff you again, Jemaine!– Murray