July 2010
“”I f*cked the business model!”
“…Yeaaah…she had...”
– Actually, they just made out.
“No, mother! I can blow myself and you have interfered for the last time!”
– Buster
“Ok, who’d like a banger in the mouth?”
– Mrs. Featherbottom
“Ants lead to bedbugs, just like marijuana”
– Oh Kathy Lee, you’re so fucking stupid….And that WILL be going on The Soup.
“Today, my boyfriend’s mother screamed at me for half an hour, calling me a...”
– FML
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“I can go up the stairs! LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!”
– Steve Carell talking to Jay Leno about his cordless vacuum
“Yo, what? Datz bananas gurl…”
“this beer is really helping me sober up right now”
– Me
“Ah Shit. Swamp leeches, everybody, check for swamp leeches and pull them...”
– Steve Zissou
One of my favorite scenes in the movie
“Stuff you, Jemaine! And stuff you, Brett! And stuff you again, Jemaine!”
– Murray 